Thursday, December 18, 2008

What Should Santa Monkey Say?

One day I'll seek the backstory for this holiday image.


For me (and many readers here) Santa Monkey has been a holiday tradition here dating back to the first Christmas with a Cup of Joe Powell.

So here be Santa Monkey again.

And this year - won't you please offer a comment as to what Santa Monkey should say for Christmas 2008?

My suggestions for the caption would be:

"Once a year I throw candy at people. The rest of the year, it ain't really candy."


"I'd like to thank Governor Blagojevitch for selling me - I mean appointing - the chance to be Santa Claus."


First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."


  1. carpenterjd11:42 AM

    Stoopid reindeer!

  2. TNreader12:25 PM

    Bartender!! Another banana-tini over here!

  3. RetroKing9:21 AM

    Monkey Santa loved his red cape, but it made him so sweaty and steamy he started to smell like a mince meat pie gone bad/