Monday, October 18, 2010

Top 10 Things Most Overheard Things Behind The Scenes At Frightmare Manor:

Top Ten Things Most Overheard Things Behind The Scenes At Frightmare Manor:

10. "What time is it?"

9. "We got screamers comin'!!"

8. "I can't see the parking lot for all the people!"

7. "I really have to go to the bathroom."

6. "Make me look really crazy."

5. "Make me look really dead."

4. "Is this enough blood?."

3. "Where's my machete?"*

2. "He screamed like a little girl, bwahahahahahaha ... oh, man this is so much fun!!"

1. "I need more fake blood!"**

*Okay, that was me the other night, asking everyone that one. I never found it, but I found something that is sooooo much better. I won't tell you just what it is in this post, but I will say that this past weekend, I got more screams and jumps than ever.

** It is said by almost everyone, but I will ALWAYS say it the most during a Halloween show. :) I noticed Saturday night that one 10-gallon bucket full o' fake blood was right near my room, and I wasn't sure what it was mostly made of, and I stuck my finger in to get just a drop on it so I could taste it. Result of taste test: A 10-gallon bucket full of Karo syrup-based fake blood is a HUUUUGE amount of sugar and my head buzzed for 2 minutes like I had just put my tongue on an electric fence.


  1. Anonymous11:00 PM

    "where's my head?"
    "is that my chainsaw or yours?"
    "where is chris?"
    "can you make more blood?"
    "i forgot my face!"
    "are we done yet?"
    "this blood tastes really good! i want to try it on pancakes!"
    "i'm hungry. bring on the victims!"
    "is he turned on?"
    and finally...
    "the speaker is on fire again!!"

    and you, sir, are still a turd!