Bling Water From Tennessee
The hip-hop culture can now satisfy their thirst with a tasty blast of water from Dandridge, Tennessee. Once the water is placed in a frosted glass bottle and given some other sparkly additions, the Dandridge spring water turns to Bling Water and sells for between 24 and 40 dollars a bottle.
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And oh yes, I too wish I'd thought of it first.
And the Hollywood stars are ODing on it as we speak..
ReplyDeleteNow I have some Mason jars & a good clean well, reckon I can start marketing 'Miracle Water'? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya.
i'll go in with youexcept we'll call it "WHITE LIGHTNIN WATER"
ReplyDeleteUg. I promise not everyone in Hollywood is that shallow.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I'm thinking of jumping on the bandwagon with a line of glow in the dark sparkling waters bottled in Oak Ridge. I call it "Fission Fizz." Any interested investors?
Water as a status symbol? In the Sahara, yes. In America it just means you are a fool with too much money.
ReplyDeletereminds me of an old idea i had to offer a limited supply of a new high-energy protein bar. it arrives in a bright shiny goldfoil wrapper and i call it FeCal.
ReplyDeletethe ad tagline is: Throw It!