Have you noticed the trend in the news to waffle and wiggle away, to dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge?
Take this guy. First he hid his arrest, then said he was sorry but not gay, then he was resigning and now, maybe not.
Or here - he was sort of in, he plans to announce his announcement, and another lackluster leader steps forth. Case in point: the ducking and dodging of campaign fundraising laws.
It's a music player, it's a web surfer, it's a phone, it's a web surfer, it's $599, it's $399. It's iNconsistent.
It's a slam dunk. It's a quagmire. It's a battle for the Future. It's a parade of surrender monkeys. It's a work in progress. It's winnable. It's a quagmire again.
It's microwave popcorn. It's a delivery system for lung disease.
It's a child's toy. It's a deadly toxin.
It's a non-nuclear transport. It's an accidental transport of nuclear weapons. Five of them. No, six.
It combats angina. It fights strokes. It treats MS and jet lag. It gives hours of stiffness. Heck, maybe it is a wonder drug.
Is it any wonder this song is stuck in my head?