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Monday, June 25, 2007

You Have to Be Growed to Read This Blog

I noticed a few other bloggers I read have made use of some Web assesment dealie, where they determine the rating a blog would get if it were to fall under the movie ratings system of the MPAA.

I was a little surprised to see what rating I got. This is not a blog fer schoolkids nor does it thump to life daily from the very heart of average America, I know that. Anyway, here's what this blog was rated, thought the 'reasons' offered seem pretty silly.

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Why such a rating? It's based on the presence of the following words, which they do not like:
  • zombie (10x)
  • sex (6x)
  • meth (4x)
  • dead (3x)
  • torture (2x)
  • tit (1x)

    7 comments:

    1. R. Neal11:11 AM

      KnoxViews is rated R, because of the following, which results in an unintentional but amusing phrase:

      dick (5x) hurt (2x) dead (1x)

      (The "dicks" are in reference to Cheney. His name, but I guess you could read it either way.)

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    2. I guess we all really know exactly what 'dick' means when combined with Cheney.

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    3. Dick is what rated me "R" as well, r. Neal.
      Amuses the shit out of me.

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    4. If you say "zombie" one more time I'm leaving.

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    5. Cinemonkey5:35 PM

      You've said "zombie" over 1 1/2 times as often as you've said "sex".
      That's just wrong.

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    6. OK... now don't laugh and don't let that mouth full of beer squirt out of your nose, but they rate my poor neglected blog as 'G' (breast 1x).

      G?

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    7. If your blog is rated NC-17, Joe, I'm not going to even bother checking mine.

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