Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Computer Cookies

I was running one of those spyware programs on the computer today and I get this incredible warning about a dangerous amount of cookies lodged deep within the basic structure of my operating systems.

I cautiously explored the dangerous areas noted and much to my surprise, indeed I did find a huge collection of cookies.

Be very afraid.

15 comments:

  1. Perhaps you should get together with Tits and you can have cookies and milk.

    ...OK,, was that also a bad joke?
    Don't hate me for it.
    I'm very ill.
    I'm out of my mind and don't know what I'm talking about.
    Quit looking at me like that!

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  2. That's so fucking hot, The Editor.

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  3. Tits thinks I'm hot!
    [sigh]
    Even though I'm sick, I now see a ray of hope at the end of the congestion tunnel.
    [sigh]

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  4. Dang, girls! I barely got this posted and here you are writing your own jokes in like, seconds flat!

    Maybe I should have made this a Write Your Own Caption contest er somethin'.

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  5. Tits and I are bonding, Joe.
    Do you mind??!!

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  6. Bond away, bond away. Who can blame you? I'm fond of Tits myself.

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  7. Man, I feel so left out. Damn going to bed early.

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  8. I trust that Ad-Aware vacuumed those right up.
    Cute pic..

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  9. Don't fret, kids. There's plenty of Tits to go around.

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  10. Newscoma, Tits, and I are now officially "Bossom" buddies [wince].
    A trifecta of jiggle, if you will.

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  11. I had cousin who caught a bad a trifecta of jiggle in the 1930s, but now they have these injections that stop that. I think it has silicone in it.

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  12. Anonymous12:43 PM

    R u guys as sick as i think u r, or is this just some inside joke I don't get? How old r u guys, anyway?

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  13. Anon -

    We r in ur internetz, stealing all ur cookiez ....

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