Apparently everything real or imagined is for sale on Amazon.
But as entertaining as the products might be - like the UFO Detector or the Uranium Ore or Tuscan Whole Milk - it's the comments/reviews which are the most entertaining.
For example, take the Banana Slicer for sale.
- "For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a
banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow
me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background
check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those
bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so
frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and
throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of
banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen
marvel and my life was changed."
- "I always struggled with cutting bananas. Should I use my holiday cookie
cutter set? My spoon? My laser pointer? My chainsaw? Sometimes the
options were so overwhelming that I'd just throw caution to the wind and
eat the banana skin-on. This tool has really taken the complexity out
of a task that had left me in tears time and time again. Thank you
Vittorio Banana Slicer."
- "As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my
evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed
and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult
monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not
anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer."
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