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ADVENTURE RANCH
ADVENTURE RANCH

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Vaudeville 2.0

Times are bad - no one ever thought West Virginia or Guam would be a vital part in becoming president. The price of everything is higher than boat dock gas. Take a break, people.

So open up this link and click the red button when you read these jokes.

Some samples include:

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye?

A: A Dyouthinkhesaurus.

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says: "make me one with everything".


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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.


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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a guy who's always hanging around musicians? A drummer.

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? (wait for it...) Drizzle.

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Thanks, I'll be here all week. be sure and tip your waitress!!

3 comments:

  1. Brilliant.

    I love the stick one.

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  2. Oy vey!

    My favorite:

    Q: How do you get the songwriter off your porch?

    A: Pay him for the pizza!

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  3. Anonymous10:21 AM

    that last one hurtz. LRR

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