Times are bad - no one ever thought West Virginia or Guam would be a vital part in becoming president. The price of everything is higher than boat dock gas. Take a break, people.
So open up this link and click the red button when you read these jokes.
Some samples include:
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye?
A: A Dyouthinkhesaurus.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says: "make me one with everything".
What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a guy who's always hanging around musicians? A drummer.
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? (wait for it...) Drizzle.
Thanks, I'll be here all week. be sure and tip your waitress!!