Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Iran Fears Mullets

The mullet does not meet the standards for men in Iran ... if a new hairstyle guide is made law.

True, the mullet is frightening. But if it holds power over Iran, I say surround 'em with a million mullet marchin' army.


  1. The one question I've always wanted to ask someone who has a mullet is "Why?" :)

  2. Anonymous10:16 AM

    Let a million mullets bloom? I can see how that would be scary.

  3. The great thing about the mullet is that, done right, it's all business up front, and all party out back.

    No wonder the mullahs fear it.

  4. Anonymous10:50 AM

    That's a very famous photo BTW. They even use it in Hollywood when they ask background actors to come in with 80s style hairdos!

  5. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Clearly just bombing Iran would be more humane!

  6. Anonymous3:32 PM

    "Hey Iran, you can have my Mullet when you pry it from my cold, dead, scalp" Eric Contakos, American, Patriot, and proud Mullet Enthusiast