Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Other Political Phrases To Be Avoided

In hopes of rectifying the sticky problems of uttering words and phrases which may be deemed obscene, sexist, or otherwise downright distasteful (aka "lipstick on a pig"), here's a partial lists of words/phrases to be avoided for the next few political months:

let's run it up the flagpole
fluffing the pillows
tapping the keg
wanna use my laptop?
frosting the pastry
wanna share my cinnabun?
time to press the flesh
I'll use my veto pen
let's blow this joint
do you feel me?
get your arms around it
hump day
Google me
I'll leave you with something to chew on
let me pencil it in
I've met with real Americans
It's a witch hunt

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