Monday, May 21, 2007

Porn Barbie and the State Trooper

There just aren't many stories in the news in Tennessee about porn stars and the Highway Patrol, but li'l Barbie Cummings is changing all that.

On the Knoxville-based porn starlet's blog entry of May 7th, the actress claims she had a roadside romp with a patrol officer just outside of Lebanon. According to her, she pleasured the patrolman, who took pictures of said pleasuring, which she posted on her blog. (And fine, fine, if you wish to see the porn blog entry, [CORRECTION: after some thought, I decided it was bad ju-ju to link to a porn page here, sorry, If you are determined to find it you will, but I won't help!!], I warn you right now, this Barbie is not the one sold in stores, and her blog may make you want to wash your eyes out with bleach.)

Trooper James Randy Moss (heh heh -- 'randy") has been suspended as this event is investigated, although li'l Barbie appears in a Knoxville News Sentinel Article hoisting her copy of the ticket and says "I didn't get out of anything. It was not a trade. Just like a guy - he got his, and I still got the speeding ticket."

The KNS report has other nifty, joke-ready statements, like:

-- She gives her age as 21. (Yeah, once, for a year, about eight or nine years ago, she was 21.)

-- She says once she "advised" the trooper of her career, he let her sit next to him in his patrol car while he brought up her website on his in-car laptop. (So that's what they call it nowadays!)

I had really not noticed this story at all (yes, I avoid watching the local newscasters) until I noticed a dozen or so people searching for "Barbie porn highway patrol" and landing on my page, and found out the grim details. Of all the comments many web sites marking this roadside attraction, the one I liked best was from a fellow who said upon seeing the unclothed Barbie on her blog: "Man, she's not from the Tennessee Valley, she's from Silicone Valley."

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:10 AM

    Man oh man she could put a country boys eyes out with those things!

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  2. "Not the field brethalyzer again..."

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  3. "... her blog may make you want to wash your eyes out with bleach." That's not nice.

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  4. I wanted to tell you that when you type Barbie Cummings into Google Cup of J.P. comes in about sixth. You are branded now buddy!

    Cup of Dirty Joe!

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  5. The story just made the digg front page:

    Porn Star's Blog Has Tennessee Trooper in Hot Water

    Well, not exactly this one, but a writeup on abcnews.com

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  6. well, in the past, any and all posts here referring to Cats and Catblogging have been the most popular .... not anymore.
    One mention of Porn, and the popularity ... shall we say, surges.

    But I really don't want to rename this blog Cup of Joe Porn.

    But I will bet cash money the trial of Barbie Cummings is featured on CourtTV and has more reporters at it than at most any other court event in the state.

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  7. Her blog is down today!

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  8. pssst, Jed! do a cache search .... 'jes sayin ... :)

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  9. Anonymous3:28 PM

    how about some equal time? where'steh female troopers? talking about roadside service! LRR

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  10. Wait, so now there's PORN in the Tennessee Valley? I thought we had the corner on that market her in The San Fernando Valley.

    I guess someone unbuckled the Bible Belt and dropped their pants.

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