Your Own FOMO Makes You Twerk

Such immense fun this week seeing "news" readers and parents and noobs saying "Twerk", it's sooo 2010.

Even the folks at the Oxford Dictionary have gone all "Ball of Fire", hustling slang onto their pages, apparently due to their own FOMO (fear of missing out).

Some Wordsmiths, including me, go squee when slang hits the masses. Here's my advice: Don't derp at the omnishambles.