What Should Santa Monkey Say?

One day I'll seek the backstory for this holiday image.

Maybe.

For me (and many readers here) Santa Monkey has been a holiday tradition here dating back to the first Christmas with a Cup of Joe Powell.

So here be Santa Monkey again.

And this year - won't you please offer a comment as to what Santa Monkey should say for Christmas 2008?

My suggestions for the caption would be:

"Once a year I throw candy at people. The rest of the year, it ain't really candy."

Or:

"I'd like to thank Governor Blagojevitch for selling me - I mean appointing - the chance to be Santa Claus."

Or:

"First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."