The Real Complete Truth About NSA Spying

Spying must always be denied - especially if one is not spying when it is often vital to claim instead you are spying.

And generally, whether spied upon or spying, both require the information gathered is limited and inaccurate. Operations which don't exist are perceived as ongoing and continuing. 

In short, spying and intelligence gathering is meant to fool you. 

So recent NSA spying news and narratives seems to be working hard to convince the world they can capture every email, phone call, internet history ... But that they are not. The Snowden Affair has a powerful impact since it could all be true, it could all be fake, it could be a sabotage ruse to insert a mole into China, Russia. etc 

We've all seen this movie and read this book of international espionage. Still though the tactics are familiar, we're now more into personal espionage. Individuals are missile targets now.

Nations - led by US policies - target individuals to battle, a world of arch villains, minions, and assets to pursue. All security is hackable. Social media brings cruelty and fakery, all kinds of folks play deception games, evidence of the casual approvals for spying and much more aggressive actions. James Bond is Everyman and we're at War.

I'm amused by the current TV show "Person of Interest" - where folks who have illegal access to a database of everyone's life and actions are using the info to protect those being observed and recorded. And there's the show "Blacklist" where a super genius villain helps the FBI fight crime and everyone in the cast may be a double or triple agent. We're all under surveillance and it's for our own good ... 

What intelligence agency would want to dispute having that reputation?

Rise of Animals In American Politics

In towns all across America, human politicians are being replaced by animals.

Sometimes, a cat holds mayoral office. But other critters are also running and winning. Given the pointless gridlock at the national level, average citizens are finding better solutions:

"In Rabbit Hash, Ky., a Border Collie named Lucy Lou defeated 10 dogs, a cat, a possum, a jackass and even one human to become the town's third animal mayor—all dogs—since 1998, says Bobbi Kayser, the current mayor's owner. The community of about 100 began electing animals as a way to raise money for upkeep of its historic buildings, charging a dollar a vote for as many votes as people wanted to make. About $22,000 was raised in the last election in 2008.

"It's like politics anywhere, but we're just more honest about it," says Ms. Kayser, 55."

The recent ridiculous shutdown effort took quite a toll, and the critters seized the day:

"The garden has been overtaken by squirrels, as well as the "newly arrived fox now making a home at the White House."

Palin Leads Republicans to Protest Their Own Support for Shutdown

The Bizarro World Republicans continue their assault on Amercan government, as noted at Knox Views and elsewhere.

Whatever goals these folks have remains elusive:

"Remember back when this government shutdown started and the Republicans had so many ambitions? They were going to defund ObamaCare, or at least delay the individual mandate for a year. They were going to introduce a “conscience clause” that would allow employers to deny their workers access to contraception. They were going to compel the administration to bypass the deliberative process at the State Department and preemptively license the Keystone XL pipeline. They were going to gut coal-ash regulations and expand offshore drilling. They were going to get fast track authority for tax reform legislation based on Rep. Paul Ryan’s principles. They were going to cripple the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and rip apart the Dodd-Frank Wall Street reforms. They’d means-test Medicare and finally get tort reform. They had these dreams and many more besides.

But where are we now?"

My own congressman, Phil Roe, head of the Tea Party Cacus, likewise continues to shoot out emails saying "I did not come to Washington to shut down the government ..." But that's what he has done.

1st District Candidate Challenges Rep. Phil Roe and Miley Cyrus

Incumbent 1st District Congressman Phil Roe is being challenged for re-election by another Republican, Dan Hartley, who blasted Rep. Roe during his campaign announcement, saying Roe is part of the "immoral mess in Washington."

Hartley's website offers his views on health care and the Affordable Care Act:

"So what do we do, Americans need health coverage, real health coverage, that they can afford? I believe a single payer system would work in this country, where as a Federal sales tax is added on to all purchases. This insures that everyone pays for the health care coverage including  those here illegally.  With this simple tax,  every single legal citizen would be covered.

No Premiums, no substandard care; no waiting in long lines to see your Doctor,;you get to choose who you see and you don't pay for prescriptions either.  Hospitals would have to compete for your business like any other business, an industry standard that has never been done."

Hartley also says something has to be done about Miley Curus too:

"Hollywood has been allowed to glamourize and promote dangerous decisions. Hartley maintains that lawmakers need to proceed with common sense to protect children from “too much, too soon” in the media. “The decision was made in the past to allow Hollywood to monitor itself, and now our children can see the vilest kind of pictures – even when just flipping through the channels,” Hartley said. “Parents say STOP, but lawmakers have been largely silent, choosing to look the other way. To those who say it isn’t that bad, as a father I say one name that makes my point: Miley Cyrus. The airways belong to the people,"

Carrying Guns OK, But Chickens Outlawed

In Appleton, WI, it is legal to carry guns in public, but carry around a chicken and you will be fined.

East TN Drive-In Goes Digital to Survive

The State Line Drive-In in Elizabethton is offering a free night tonight to celebrate the installation of a new $80,000 digital projection system, thanks to the many, many votes it received in a contest via Honda's Project Drive-In. For a moment it seemed all was lost.

I have mourned and still rue the loss of 35mm film projection as all theatre owners must either go digital or lose the ability to show new movies. Revival houses will, for now, still be able to run, but non-digital films will soon be available only from private archives. It's either digital or darkness.

I've had many fine hours at the Stateline - like that double bill one summer night for "Logan's Run" and "Demon Seed". I'm very happy this location will continue to run - most won't, like the Midtown Drive-In in Harriman.

Morristown Ranks As Least Expensive City In U.S.

The Wall Street Cheat Sheet gathered the info and reports that life here in little old Morristown, TN makes it one of the "8 Least Expensive Cities" in the nation.

I've lived here longer than I ever imagined or planned. It's in a pretty gorgeous spot of the Tennessee Valley, too. And though, again, not planned, my years as a semi-starving (but working) artist person have been allowed by the low cost of living (and wide-open opportunities in the arts).

I have learned too, though unmeasured by statistical metrics, the true treasure of living here has been the friends I've made. My thanks for them is likewise beyond measuring.

Check out the full list of cities here.

TN Republicans Blame You For Hunger, Poverty

What's the goal of TN Republicans in Congress who want to cut funding for Food Stamp programs?

Their argument makes little sense. The program they attack has fraud rates of less than 2%.

They refuse to challenge the fraud in subsidies to wealthy agri-business, where fraud is rampant.

States led by Republicans get a majority of Food Stamps, where their economic policies are failures.

What's the real goal of TN Republicans? 

Rep. Roe's Weak Alternative to Health Care Reform

With enrollment options for the Affordable Care Act set to start in just days, Congressman Phil Roe is pushing a very weak alternative idea from Republicans which fails to offer much reform at all. Where has Rep. Roe been for the last 4 years? 

He's been actively blocking most any idea Tea Party Republicans tell him to block. Crafting legislation to assist East Tennessee is not his priority. This last-minute bill he's touting is far too little and so very, very late.

As noted in this report, the alternative has major flaws:

"No overall cost estimates for the bill were available.

Officials said the legislation contains no provision to assure insurance coverage for millions of lower-income Americans who are scheduled under current law to be enrolled in Medicaid, a state-federal health care program for the poor.

Nor are there replacements for several of the requirements the current law imposes on insurance companies, including one that requires them to retain children up to the age of 26 on their parents’ coverage plan and another barring lifetime limits on coverage."

Frightmare Manor Opens Friday 13th

The daring folks at Frightmare Manor will be open for a very special Friday the 13th sneak preview of the Halloween Screampark which has become a twisted tradition of chills here in East Tennessee.

Creator Chris Wooden and his crew have spent the last year working on the 2013 season, and have brought together an army of ghostly and shadowy creatures to thrill those brave enough to visit Frightmare  Manor.

The nightmares start this Friday at 8 pm, and you can get discount tickets now via their website and keep up with all their tricks and treats at their Facebook page. 

And check back here on this blog as we are tracking down a rarely reported tale of the legend of Jeremiah Lexer, the notorious killer who once made the site if Frightmare Manor his home. Researching the arcane archives, I've found a story you won't believe!

Who knows where the ghouls of Frightmare Manor will pop up next!

ET Filmmaker Wraps "A Shrimp's Tale"

Thanks to some mutual friends - actor Michael Abbott Jr and producer/actor David Horton - I have been in contact with East TN filmmaker Andrew Robert Swisher, who spent the last few weeks making a short film in Knox and Anderson counties which he aims to take to festivals and hopefully will take him to bigger projects.

He's an Anderson Co. native, and he's in post production now, but he took some time to talk about "A Shrimp's Tale". Follow the movie on Facebook here.

How do you describe the project you're working on? What was the inspiration for it?

It’s a short film called “A Shrimp’s Tale.” It’s about this dying school janitor named Sebastian who forms this relationship with a young girl named Lilah because she stirs all of these forgotten feelings Sebastian had in a past relationship. In all honesty I don’t remember when the idea came to me. I think of tons of possible scenarios that might play out well in a movie, and I just kind of sit on them and develop them in my mind before I ever put them on paper. I started writing it last November (2012) and it poured out rather quickly. I did some major restructuring on the script in February until it felt like the movie I wanted it to be. The film definitely juggles a lot of themes. I wanted to make a movie that deals with relationship issues and death and spiritual and religious awareness, but in a very minimal way to avoid cliches like most movies run into. It ended up being very visual, floating in and out of dream sequences and flashbacks and also using very child-like objects and imagery throughout the movie to try and evoke the emotions I felt as I was writing it, rather than tell the audience how they should feel through dialogue or some formulated plot. There’s a lot going on, but I think we pulled it off. I wanted it to be something that people could relate to on several different levels and connect with it through personal experiences like Sebastian does. Hopefully each person will take something different away from it.

Tell me some about the production - who was involved?

When I finished the script, I reached out to a producer at a local production company called Jupiter Entertainment. Her name was Elizabeth and we just started getting stuff together. The biggest challenged I faced in pre-production was finding someone to play the lead. I had asked someone local early on to play Sebastian and he was attached for several months until he had to drop out due to a scheduling conflict with his band. There were a couple of others I offered, but they turned me down. I kind of started to freak out, honestly. I know most of the actors in the Knoxville area and it’s not that they weren’t good enough, they just weren’t right for the role. I have a very clear vision of my main characters so I wasn’t going to compromise. I was talking to one of my friends one day telling him I couldn’t find anyone, and he was trying to think of some lesser known indie movies with actors that would be good for the role. Jeff Nichols’ “Shotgun Stories” came up and he said, “There’s this one guy who plays the leader of the ‘other’ brothers. He’s good in it.” We didn’t know his name so we got on iMDB and looked at the cast list and found Michael Abbott, Jr. I saw he was from Morristown, which is close to Knoxville, so I thought he might be willing to help out someone local. I couldn’t find any contact information for him, but I found a website for a documentary he’s been making for a few years about the effects of nuclear power plants, and the website had a “contact us” link. I thought, “This is really shitty I’m about to try and contact him through his project’s website, but maybe he’ll see it by some chance.” I think it was later that night I got an email from him saying he was interested, but had a tight schedule. He had like one weekend free until late August. Miraculously enough, everything worked out. It was weird how it all fell into place, and he was perfect for the part. We shot it all in three days. Definitely not the easiest thing I’ve ever done. We worked pretty much non-stop. I might’ve slept 10 hours from Wednesday to Monday. When people see the finished project, they’re not going to believe we got all of that in three days. I even think some of the crew was surprised we got it all done and it looks as good as it does. They were the best, too. Best crew I could ask for. A guy I had worked with earlier that year named Andrew McGary shot it and three other guys from Jupiter just tackled the rest of the stuff. Everyone was so talented. There’s no way it would be the movie it is without them.

Once completed, what are your plans for sharing and/or distributing?

I plan on submitting it to some major festivals. Sundance, SXSW, LA, Nashville, Atlanta, Slamdance, etc. Hopefully we’ll luck out and get into one of them. I’m sure it will find its way to Vimeo or something around this time next year. Even if we don’t get into any big festivals, I’m just excited to see it get done and share it with everyone I can. I’m proud of the short its become, and you know there’s always stuff you would go back and do differently, but I’m convinced we did the best we possibly could with the time and resources we had.

Your Own FOMO Makes You Twerk

Such immense fun this week seeing "news" readers and parents and noobs saying "Twerk", it's sooo 2010.

Even the folks at the Oxford Dictionary have gone all "Ball of Fire", hustling slang onto their pages, apparently due to their own FOMO (fear of missing out).

Some Wordsmiths, including me, go squee when slang hits the masses. Here's my advice: Don't derp at the omnishambles.