A report from WVLT-TV in Knoxville says that crop circles have returned to Monroe County, close to where they were made last May. (A commenter on the WVLT page says that deer are quite capable of making such intricate designs, and who knows, maybe they can pilot deer-ish sized craft across the cosmos, too.)
I guess anything is possible in a week where we have reports of a "Gay Bigfoot".
Or when a substitute teacher does a magic trick in class to make a toothpick disappear and is ousted for practicing "wizardry".
Or when the Cookie Monster ponders his addiction in a piece titled: "Is Me Really Monster?"