Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Porn Star and The State Trooper, Part 2

Since May of this year, Googlers have landed on this page by the thousands to learn about East Tennessee porn actress Barbie Cummings and her encounter with THP Trooper Randy Moss. Yes the jokes pile up all on their own with such names and the infamy of that roadside encounter.

Yesterday, a grand jury indicted Moss on official misconduct charges, who left the THP shortly after the allegations of his sexual roadside attraction hit the internet and the media. (Videotaping their highway romance exists ... you can seek it if you wish.) In today's edition of the Knoxville News Sentinel, reporter Matt Lakin had some pun-filled moments in getting us all up to date on Barbie (real name is Justis Ellen) and Randy:

"
Cummings’s Web site drew more than 200,000 hits in the days afterward and recently won the title of East Tennessee’s best blog in an annual News Sentinel poll — even though the blog went down months ago.

Cummings started a new blog this month. She says she’s quit the porn industry, settled down with a boyfriend and has become pregnant.

She wrote that she’s studying nursing and looking forward to becoming a mother.

“I have come a long way,” she wrote. “I wouldn’t say I have ‘improved’ or changed for the ‘better’. I have no regrets in life, and if I could, I would do everything over again!”

Matt's full story is here.

If the porn (I mean former porn) star's blog ranked as the Best ET Blog, then I must ponder on just how much porn need be added to this blog to entice readers. Does just writing the word porn, porn, porn titillate Google's search engines enough to seize attention? Probably. And if net-surfers arrive here and find no hot pictures of Barbie Cummings, will they angrily leave, crying out "There's No Justis?"

Your jokes may vary.

UPDATE: My shameless wordplay is obvious.

1 comment:

  1. james1:57 PM

    Porn wins over politics every time.

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