Saturday, August 27, 2005

American Idiots

When I interviewed Ann Coulter some years ago it was quickly clear the woman had zero interest in talking about anything she had said or written. The only thing she emphasized were sales. She wants money and loads of it. Who doesn't, right? But would you sacrifice Beliefs for Bucks? She could write a book called "Ninja Crop Circle Da Vinci Code Ghost Huntin' Time!!" and still make big sales and make the Talking Head Media Roundup and still puke up her idiotic theories. But then you'd know she was a smokin' monkey circus act instead of her Tom Cruise-crazy notions that she is serious.

By no means is she the only American Idiot (and God bless Green Day). They parade before the ravenous, blind staring eye of the camera and pretty soon it's hard to tell the Mullahs from the Profiteers without a programming guide - "get yer program!!! can't tell the clown from the bareback chuckleheads without a prrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooogram!!"

A good mention is made here that we as a nation owe thanks to idiots like Coulter and Robertson.
Coulter urges terrorists to strike in the South, per her comments on the Aug 25th Hannity and Colmes" show "I think I'd rather have them trying to invade Mississippi or Georgia, Alabama, you know, the states where I want Cindy Sheehan's bus tour to go.")

No thanks, Idiot. The South has Idiots already like Fred Phelps and his God Hates America club to prove Idiots are as common as dirt. God doesn't Love anybody, says Fred as he protests the same things he's been protesting for 22 years. God Hates You, says Fred. All of You. Don't ignore these Idiots, please let's make note of them just as surely as you might want to note a landmine or a batch of botulism-filled chicken -- somebody will swallow it if it isn't plainly marked and some will swallow it anyway. Yes, he is headed to TN for some protests at military funerals -- and people need to be WARNED and not to just ignore him. HIs stick-figure buggering page is not one bit different from Coulter's claims and vile, black hatred -- they both love money and attention. But they love money most.

In short, sell any belief to any willing consumer as long as it turns a profit, and Truth can be damned.
It's enough to give smokin' monkey circus acts a bad reputation.


  1. Tim Smasken9:32 AM

    Great post, Joe. I never realized how much Anne Coulter actually looks like Fred Phelps (Wasn't he that scary preacher in Poltergeist 2?).

  2. Anne is calling New Yorkers "sissys" now. She needs a good bitch slapping! I wish someone would drop her in New Orleans without a ride. Let Katrina give her that slap she needs.

    Silly beeaaach